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Ask me anything   Illinois/Minnesota. Restless, fun, spacey.

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

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coffeetintedglasses:

More reasons to love her?!? As if I needed anymore; but more are always welcome.

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newyorker:

Roz Chast goes back to school, in this week’s issue of the magazine.
Cartoon by Roz Chast

newyorker:

Roz Chast goes back to school, in this week’s issue of the magazine.

Cartoon by Roz Chast

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365daysofhalloween:

GUYS THIS IS THE STUFF I WAS GONNA EAT WITH A SPOON!
Our follower, perfumedanger, kindly sent me a link to the recipe the picture was from. It’s a recipe for Pumpkin Swirl Brownies!!!!
CLICK HERE!

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sosuperawesome:

Postcards by Nicole Gustafsson aka nimasprout on Etsy

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Now that I work for the government, this video resonates with me so much.

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housetohalf:

killingtim:

#tbt (h/t housetohalf)

TIM.WHEN DID I DO THIS?WHEN.TELL ME TIM.

Sorry for totally creeping on your blog, but I think this is from freshman year, when we had to make flats and our prof had us sketch what we were going to paint on them first. And you and I were talking about how funny it would be to have an elephant with amnesia because of that whole, “An elephant never forgets thing.” I have a weirdly vivid memory of this.

housetohalf:

killingtim:

#tbt
(h/t housetohalf)

TIM.
WHEN DID I DO THIS?
WHEN.
TELL ME TIM.

Sorry for totally creeping on your blog, but I think this is from freshman year, when we had to make flats and our prof had us sketch what we were going to paint on them first. And you and I were talking about how funny it would be to have an elephant with amnesia because of that whole, “An elephant never forgets thing.” I have a weirdly vivid memory of this.

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